egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

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soulsnatcha:

hotdog-bitch:

flaming-scrotum:

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

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fashion

or sloth from The Goonies

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pizza:


jimmy you dumb fuck

pizza:

jimmy you dumb fuck

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hotanimegirl:

THE MOST IMPORTANT 15 SECONDS OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

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lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

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maxterbate:

karz4kidz:

bittergrapes:

faeiouck:

MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT

LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN

JUST WATCH IT

I have lost faith in physics

what on this fucking earth

i wonder how good she can ride dick

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i like hats

someone thinks of you when they masterbate

 tho

can i lick you?

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